Where has the time gone?

The good news is that I did not die from the awful virus I suffered from nearly a year ago. The one that seemingly swallowed me from the face of the Earth. I have been, however, very busy. For those who follow, this is simply a re-introduction. For those who stumble across, it is a table of contents. In the last year, and this is in order of appearance not importance, I have lost a loved one, had a child, moved my family hundreds of miles from where we were, began a new job, worked the largest oil spill in U.S. history, redefined my relationships with my parents and have finally decided what I want to be when I grow up.

Oh, we have alot to talk about.

Now I just need to find the humor in all of it and we can begin.

As usual, enjoy the pure random.